"Just fap it out and move along"
"I don't want to play nerdy shit on steam."
"what is wrong with me, why do I spill shit all the time?"
"You can totally see my boob over there"
"Russian people are kind? HAHAHA! Is that a joke?"
"The things I've done... you don't want to know."
"You're not my mom, ok? I do what I want!"
"How can I dance to this song, I'm eating a pineapple"
"You guys probably won't get it well, you're not cam models, or anything..."
"On my bucket list is....... what's up with my hair, can anybody tell me? I look like I've been on a stack of hay."
"Who wants my Tarhoona? No one! Why does no one want my Tarhoona?"
"My brain is shutting down. I need to put something in my mouth immediately"
"I am like overly legal"
"Dont come on me or Ill come on you and youre not gonna like it"
"when i play drums i spread my legs"
"if you come here to fap, thats good, good. But bring a good vibe with you"